My ex-co-worker whom I made this going away comic strip for is working a new job and told me that their management encourages the occassional Nerf gun fight to keep the office from getting too stressed out. Needless to say I think this needs to be implimented in offices everywhere immediately, especially mine.
So I spent some time clicking through Nerf’s arsenal of weaponry and picked out these five different weapons which I think will equip you for an office Nerf war.
The NERF N-STRIKE ELITE TRIAD EX-3 Blaster
This small micro sized gun is concealable in either your hand or pocket allowing you to stealthly walk past an opponents cubicle and fire one of the three darts is holds before they even realize your there or that your armed.
The NERF VORTEX PYRAGON
This gun here can quickly unload a barrage of 40 discs in rapid fire. The perfect weapon for someone who has bad aim. This gun will allow you to win the day with its rapid firing. This gun is also equipped with a “SLAM FIRE” handle that let you control the rate of your firing. You know, in case you don’t need to fire all forty discs in one swarming blast. The only disadvantage of this gun would be reclaiming all of the small discs after the day has been won.
The NERF N-STRIKE ELITE RAYVEN CS-18 Blaster
This smaller gun has three positives. It’s small size makes it easily concealable behind your back, it rapidly fires forty darts, and it is equipped with glow in the dark technology to help find the darts at the end of a long day. This gun would also make quite the sight if you shut off the lights to the office and just started to unleash a barrage of darts over you cubicle wall. Your co-workers could only sit in there cubicles and watch the glowing projectiles as rapidly slam down into them winning the day for you.
The Nerf N-Strike Elite RapidStrike CS-18 Blaster
This gun fires 18 darts in rapid fire succession and can fire a distance of 75 feet. While you can’t conceal this gun you don’t need to worry about a dart falling short of its target and if your aim is bad you’ve got 18 total shots which can be rapidly fired. You opponents will know you mean business when you level this gun on them in there cubicle.
The NERF N FORCE VANTAGE Sword
What!? Who brings a sword to a gun fight? You’ve got enough supressive, convert, and tactical weapons to keep you opponents at bay, so bring the sword into the office warfare. Strap your other weapons on but march down the hallway carrying this bad boy and you will strike fear into the hearts of your opponents. A few blasts from a gun to allow you to gain the required proximity to your enemy and then let the sword do its work. You will have them begging for mercy in no time, and while your opponents are gathering darts after the war is over you can chuckle because you don’t have to.
So observe the rules of office warfare and go strike some terror into your co-workers hearts.