- You wish all of your employees could be cloned and have brain implants.
- You don’t think the Empire is “all that bad” because “hey, look at all the Engineering and Construction jobs both Death Stars created”.
- You wished that Luke had turned to the Dark Side and that Darth Vader and Luke could have ruled the galaxy together as father and son.
- You see Darth Vader plotting against the Emperor as the natural way to ascend the ladder of success.
- You wish you could force choke employees instead of having to do performance reviews.